Smile Spirits · Scripts

Ad Agency · Content Strategist · For user approval

Discovery batch · B / C / E / F

Short UGC hooks with ASS matched to VO beat-for-beat. TEST-A rewrite kept (no re-film until asked). G HARD KILL. Video Bot idle until CoS relays explicit go.

Draft · awaiting approval Find Near You TV + SD NC G out

Batch gates before any Meta: real physical packshots · casting reads 25+ · ASS matches VO · 21+ earlier than last 3s · no DTC. Full markdown: smile-discovery-pipeline/docs/TEST_BATCH_BCEF_scripts.md

TEST-A · rewrite keep

ss_a_seltzer · treasure_valley | san_diego_nc · Find Near You

hold Find Near You No DTC

15s VO

“That can in your fridge isn’t a cocktail — it’s flavored seltzer. Smile Spirits is a real vodka cocktail in a can: natural ingredients, balanced at seven percent, like you’d order at a bar. Born in Idaho, crafted in San Diego. Find it near you.”

tASS (must match VO)
0–1.5sNOT A COCKTAIL
1.5–3sTHAT’S SELTZER
3–8sREAL VODKA COCKTAIL
8–11s7% ABV · BAR QUALITY
11–13sBORN IN IDAHO · CRAFTED IN SAN DIEGO
13–15sFIND NEAR YOU · 21+

Visual beats

Fridge bland cans → real Smile hero → sip 25+ → Find Near You end card. No re-film until user asks.

TEST-B · Pineapple Orange

ss_b_pineapple · san_diego_nc primary · treasure_valley (no beach) · Find Near You

draft Find Near You No DTC

15s VO

“This isn’t fake pineapple soda. Smile’s Pineapple Orange is real vodka with pineapple and orange — a vacation in a can. Seven percent. Crack it for the beach, the backyard, or game day. Find Smile near you.”

tASS (must match VO)
0–2.5sNOT FAKE PINEAPPLE SODA
2.5–7sREAL VODKA · PINEAPPLE + ORANGE
7–10sVACATION IN A CAN · 7% ABV
10–12.5sBEACH · BACKYARD · GAME DAY
12.5–15sFIND NEAR YOU · 21+

Visual beats

SKU: Pineapple Orange Vodka Soda. TV VO swaps beach→backyard/patio. Real packshot only.

TEST-C · Zero hassle

ss_c_locator · treasure_valley | san_diego_nc · Find Near You / Get Directions

draft Find Near You No DTC

15s VO

“Want bar taste without the bar wait? Smile Spirits is a real vodka cocktail in a can — open, pour, done. Seven percent. Zero hassle. Find Near You — or get directions to a store close by.”

tASS (must match VO)
0–3sBAR TASTE · NO BAR WAIT
3–7sREAL VODKA COCKTAIL IN A CAN
7–10sOPEN · POUR · DONE · 7%
10–12.5sZERO HASSLE
12.5–15sFIND NEAR YOU · GET DIRECTIONS · 21+

Visual beats

Bar line / kitchen → fridge Smile can → pour → map pin end card.

TEST-E · Spicy Vodka Mule

ss_e_mule · treasure_valley | san_diego_nc · Find Near You

draft Find Near You No DTC

15s VO

“Craving a mule but not the bar line? Smile’s Spicy Vodka Mule is ginger, lime, real vodka — a light kick, smooth finish, seven percent. Bar quality in a can. Find it near you.”

tASS (must match VO)
0–3sMULE CRAVING · NO BAR LINE
3–8sSPICY VODKA MULE
8–11sGINGER · LIME · LIGHT KICK
11–13s7% ABV · BAR QUALITY
13–15sFIND NEAR YOU · 21+

Visual beats

SKU: Spicy Vodka Mule (not Moscow). Copper mug prop only beside can. No steam.

TEST-F · San Diego local

ss_f_sports · san_diego_nc ONLY · Find Near You / Get Directions

draft Find Near You No DTC

15s VO

“San Diego — crack a Smile. Game day energy, can ready: real vodka cocktail, seven percent, crafted here in San Diego. Find Smile at retailers near you — get directions.”

tASS (must match VO)
0–3sSAN DIEGO · CRACK A SMILE
3–7sGAME DAY · CAN READY
7–11sREAL VODKA COCKTAIL · 7%
11–13sCRAFTED IN SAN DIEGO
13–15sFIND NEAR YOU · GET DIRECTIONS · 21+

Visual beats

No team IP. No TV cut. Beach OK. 25+ watch-party / patio.